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<itunes:summary>   &#226;Sex, Drugs, and Minivans&#226;    With her usual unbridled, no holds-barred humor, story teller Lisa Ann Orkin tackles the pressures of being a single mom.  She deals with problems everyone can identify with, like dates who die unexpectedly, getting caught having sex with a hot sauce distributor somewhere in the air above the Grand Canyon, and planning her son&#226;s bar mitzvah while getting stoned with the twenty-something dudes who live next door to her ex-husband. 

Lisa Ann Orkin:  Lisa Ann is a paid regular at the world famous Comedy Store.  Lisa has also done numerous TV and radio spots to pay the bills, including a Cherry Coke spot - cast opposite a live ostrich.  TV appearances include Becker, Titus, and Keenan &#38; Kel.  ABC Nightly News featured Lisa Ann with Peter Jennings in a politics and comedy discussion. After a run at the El Portal Theatre in North Hollywood, she packed the HBO Workspace in Hollywood with her one-woman comedies Housewife In Blue and Teetering on the edge. 

A few years back, Lisa joined The Radio Ranch, and now writes, produces, and performs in radio commercials heard all across the country.

For more information on Lisa; photo's and performing schedule check out www.lisaannorkin.com 
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<description><![CDATA[<p align="center"><span><font face="Courier New">Lisa i</font></span><font face="Courier New"><font size="3"><span>s home with her new show<br/></span></font><b><i><font color="#990099" size="4"><span>Sex, Drugs,and Minivans</span></font></i></b><font size="3"><span> </span></font></font><font size="3"><span><br/></span></font><font face="Courier New"><font size="3"><span>in fabulous </span></font><font size="3"><span>Studio</span></font><font size="3"><span> </span></font><font size="3"><span>City.</span></font></font></p>
<p align="center"><font face="Courier New" size="3"><span>With new music from Lisa <br/>and her &quot;Reality Chicks&quot; Nora <br/>Linden &amp; Carol Ann Thomas</span></font><font size="3"><span><br/><br/></span></font><font face="Courier New"><strong><font size="3"><span>Sunday&nbsp;Aug</span></font></strong></font><font face="Courier New" size="3"><span><strong> 19th, Sept 16th, Oct 14th<br/>8PM<br/></strong></span></font><font face="Courier New" size="4"><span><strong>The Two Roads Theatre<br/></strong></span></font><font face="Courier New" size="3"><span>4348 Tujunga Avenue<br/>Studio City, CA 91604<br/>reservations<br/><a href="mailto:housewifeinblue@aol.com">housewifeinblue@aol.com</a></span></font></p>
<p align="center"><font face="Courier New" size="3"><span><span>LA WEEKLY REVIEW</span></span></font></p>
<p align="center"><font face="Courier New" size="3"><span><span>GO- SEX, DRUGS AND MINIVANS</span> The typical Lisa Ann Orkin tale is a monologue youâd overhear at brunch â a stream of consciousness gush that makes room for offensive jokes but none to take a breath. Her topics are de rigeur for a divorcÃe: ex trauma, meddling mothers and changing bodies with unfamiliar terrains of back hair. What sets her apart is her charismatic delivery and willingness to plumb her most embarrassing depths (mainly stalking and an awful lot of pot smoking), which makes her feel like the instaâbest friend you just hugged in the ladies room. Her latest show punctuates itself with cheery anthem rock that underscores her climb out of postdivorce depression, sung karaoke style by her, Nora Linden Titner and Carol Ann Thomas â pals from temple â while Michael James bangs the drums and Geri Fanilli pounds the keys. Orkinâs sagas tend to overstay their welcome â particularly when she runs through every disastrous speed-dating matchup â yet by the sheer force of her personality, she herself never does. Threaded into the breezy evening are a surprising number of sensitive and revelatory moments springing from the failing health of her 92-year-old aunt and the rock bottom she hits that involves an airplane, three Xanax and a hot-sauce salesman. Orkin may claim to avoid men with depth, but her still bong waters run deep. <br/><br/><br/></span></font></p>
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<title>SEX&#60; DRUGS AND MINIVANS- Fear of Flying- Episode 002</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>A letter from my parents-&nbsp;</p>
<div><font color="#990066" size="3"><strong>Dear Lisa,</strong></font></div><div><font color="#990066" size="3"><strong>Your mother and I love you very much. But we have great concerns regarding your new&nbsp;podcasting show, &quot;Sex, Drugs and Minivans.&quot; Putting your life on parade is not okay! And will only make you seem cheaper and easier than you already are. Not to mention this would mortify your entire family. If you insist on doing this&nbsp;podcast show&nbsp;on please don't use our first names, Bunny and Dick. You know the longer I think about it the more I don't want you use our family name either. So. if you could, go by Lisa Ann Miller or Lisa Ann Swanson. And don't mention you are Jewish, cause you mother's&nbsp;Hadassah group thinks you are embarrassment to Jews everywhere. See you on Sunday for brisket.</strong></font></div><div><font color="#990066" size="3"><strong>Love, </strong></font></div><div><font color="#990066" size="3"><strong>Mom and Dad</strong></font></div><div><font color="#990066" size="3"><strong>(AKA. Dick and Bunny Orkin)</strong></font></div>]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<p><font color="#6633cc">Welcome to my very first podcast of <em><strong>Sex, Drugs and Minivans</strong></em>. </font></p>
<p><font color="#6633cc"><strong><em>Sex, Drugs and Minivans</em></strong> are&nbsp;stories based on my life; <font size="3">where I tackle the pressures of being a single mom.<span>&nbsp;D</span>ealing with problems with which everyone can identify, like dates who die unexpectedly, getting caught having sex somewhere in the air above the Grand Canyon, and planning her son's Bar Mitzvah while getting stoned with the twenty-something dudes who live next door to her ex-husband.</font></font></p>
<p><font color="#6633cc" size="3">I hope&nbsp;I have not given to much away...</font></p>
<p><font size="3"><font color="#6633cc">So, tune in each week, and if you want to see me perform the stories live in Los Angeles check out my website </font><a title="www.lisaannorkin.com" href="http://www.lisaannorkin.com/">www.lisaannorkin.com</a>&nbsp;<font color="#663399">for my schedule.</font></font></p>
<p><font color="#663399" size="3">Thank you for listening.</font></p>
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<pubDate>Tue, 29 Aug 2006 19:23:00 GMT</pubDate>
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